There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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