is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We smell like vodka and hangover
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