Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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