Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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