I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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