It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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