I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
