After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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