i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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