Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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