"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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