I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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