I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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