Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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