I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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