her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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