my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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