My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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