Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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