Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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