This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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