I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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