I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
