It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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