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  did you hook up at the wedding?

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  No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.

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• What if you travel through time and give yourself a blowjob, masturbation?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:02am

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• That's not something you should share.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:04pm

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• Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up boys ;]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:10am

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• if a guy can't get laid at a wedding where girls are just creaming their panties over seeing some girl take a guy's m-card, then he has no game

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06am

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• You hooked up with your hand. Way to show off.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:02pm

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• If u r a Siamese twin and ur joined at the hip but have to seperate penisis and you Jack ur twin off is it considered masterbation or a handjob???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

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• 1:10 porbably is a dude

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:24pm

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• That's funny! First!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:01pm

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• Ha I'm at work right now at a hotel. Working nights you see a lot of shit, I'm writing a movie based around it. But yes, the sheets get washed everyday, at least at my hotel which is upscale.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:16am

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• 2:07 needs a serious grammar lesson.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:12am

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• 11:02 not a realistic scenario, we are still months away from the introduction of time travelling technology.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:09am

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• The real Jeff can spell!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:23am

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• <<<< that dog in that ad is fucking HUGE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm

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• Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:30am

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• Because he couldn't get any if he tried.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:02pm

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• Holy shit 11:05... Handjob.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

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• Oh, I get it , it's funny because he was at a weddin and should have had intercourse but instead he mastermated onto the bed sheets of his hotel room! Ohh! ~Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:22am

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• Shit, 2:07 needs Jesus AND 3rd grade... Illiterate moron.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:50am

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• Just about to say that 11:49

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:01am

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• Dude I'm sure alot worse shit has been on hotel sheets then spermmmm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:49pm

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• sooommee where over the rainbow!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm

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• well thats a productive night.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:08pm

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• This one was actually funny, and if it's a good hotel they change the sheets daily.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:42pm

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• this is from entourage.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:19pm

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• Why I fucking hate hotels reason number 2674576

  Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 29, 11 at 11:54pm

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• I just creamed my pants reading this text

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:36am

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• 2:07 you're a slut.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:27pm

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• I one time went to a weding where I had secs with the bryde. She wanted to fuk me and I lik her and we had secs. Then she went to her husbin and wad lik I didint go no were. We got away good cuz she had secs with me and it was good. Now I masterbait when I think about her.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:07am

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• Well, when u can't find a woman to take ur 13in penis it's kinda hard.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

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• Stop stealing lines from entourage!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:49pm

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