So drunk its hurt
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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