His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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