Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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