For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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