break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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