Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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