you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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