hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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