I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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