This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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