it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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