I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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