Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you still have your period?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You need a sexual gate keeper
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize
