1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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