The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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