Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
