He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
