dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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