You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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