All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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