Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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