i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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