If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
