i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My ass is underappreciated
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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