am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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