What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I want a musical about memes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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