i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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