I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
