Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
