My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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