wrigley field is MILF paradise
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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