Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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