the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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