Sry I called you an 8
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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